Fred

A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs. It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away. That feeling you get when step on a nail. The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload. In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred. the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause. Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse. It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart. Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.