frat

1. a college fraternity 2. The past tense form of letting out a juicy fart. If you frat, chances are, you just smeared brown substance all over your precious underwear. Here's how to deal with a time you frat: 1. Privately or publicly, strip and check to see if brown has taken over the ability to see the original color of your underwear. 2. If your underwear is poopy, waddle to the bathroom and start attempting to wipe the squished brownie off of your underwear. Using a wet paper towel will increase the chances of the brown color to smear all over your underwear, and if you use a dry paper towel, it'll be a long process to try to get that poop off of your beloved underwear. 3. If there is no paper towels in the bathroom, you have three options—either to rush to a different restroom, use your hands as a poop-scooper, or lick the juicy substance off your underwear. 4. Once you complete the steps, pull up your pants (it's optional if you want to wash your hands or not), run out of the bathroom, and convince the—now—audience that they saw nothing. 5. Run out of the building, and you're done! 6. (Extra) Complain to your Karen wife or male Karen husband about how a million aliens gathered around you like a ritual, slowly and gently pulled down your pants, and started moaning and singing in a foreign-to-this-planet language