Franklin High School
Franklin High School, is a large, recently constructed high school in the middle of a cow field in the small town of Somerset, New Jersey. When it is finally completed in the year 2020, FHS will be undoubtedly the most advanced high school in central Jersey. With its Nazi-like institution regulations, FHS is filled with many opportunities for young adults to gain a head in life. "A head" meaning blowjobs in the bathroom stalls, sexual encounters with science teachers and countless unexpected abortions. Other than the stabbings, ice cream parlor robberies, cocaine busts and suicide conseling, the high school also offers a unique perspective on the performing arts. Your popularity is often judged on how many Spring musicals you appeared in. The current black prinicipal of the school is often seen in the weight room lifting 90lb dumbells while wearing pink spandex and listening to the tunes of Elton John. The security guards of which can be compared to the likes of Dilbert, Aretha Franklin and Tony Soprano, are only present to harass students about their hall pass and are never around when actual trouble arises (ie: fights, sex in the champagne room, c-lo games in the bathroom, etc). The students of course are nonetheless ardent in their progress in education. They are often seen roaming the halls hung over from the hotel/house party the night before (in which only about half a cup of alcohol was consumed). At the very top echelon of the social pyramid lays the elite group of students who not only are worshipped by their fellow peers but the faculty of the school. Reigning the land with their popped lacoste shirts and Abercrombie pantaloons, the kids in this group are perceived to be the coolest kids around when in fact they do nothing but sit in a pool house playing texas hold em and ringing freshmen doorbells. Unforunately for the male population, the only socially acceptable hot vagina around are those of the dance teachers. Nonetheless, BD and MP still got a shit ton of vagina.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |