Frackified
'''Frackified: n. 1. The act of making awesome, usually referring to a flash movie or a various other piece of art. 2. The act of "macking" a person of the opposite gender. 3. What one says after one "macks" a girl.''' This word derived from Latin root ''Frackius'' which literally meant "excessively great." The suffix ''ified'' means "made." Therefore, Frackified literally means ''made awesome.'' Etymologists can trace this word back to 3000 B.C. in Ancient Troy. War leader Georges Auron first used the word in the following context ''Translation: We have defended our city, the gods have Frackified us.'' This shows that the original meaning referred to great as in great power. Frackified became a common word, it can be found on various occasions in Greek literature. In the Book "Wisdom of ''Philosophy'' it was used 17 times. In this ancient book the term is used to describe awesome talent or intelligence. In 1023 B.C. the word's meaning began to twist. Famous Greek playwright, Ajax Elgin, used the word in the following context ''Translation: Such a flawless painting I have sketched. Once a dull, gray piece of clay, you are now a fine piece of pottery. I have certainly Frackified this pot.'' In this context the word is used to describe the creation of a piece of art. This word is very common in western America. It can be noted to be used 925 times a day per state in the New England Area. In 1900 the word began to be used to describe a quick, one liner attempt at "scoring" a girl. An Example is "Are you a library book, because I am checking you out. You've been Frackified." Another example is "The other day I Frackified a chick." The first person to use this word was Allan Barbairy in 1907. The exact sentence was "A young dame wandered into my office the other day. Within a matter of minutes she was Frackified."
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |