Foxtrot Male

The rarest type of male: The Foxtrot male's wit is so much higher than even that of the Iota or Abdal male--so much so that it could not possibly be measured with even the most advanced intelligence assessment technologies. They have the most enormous penises of all time, and not only one but multiple. In fact, their cocks grow exponentially, at a rate still undiscovered by scientists (beta males). They are sort of like Lambda males, except better in every way. They hate everyone and would push a kid into the road if they had their favorite ice cream cone in hand, just so they couldn't have it. They are usually found in a federal penitentiary, serving time for crimes against minors--but not always--sometimes it's just women. They buy every Fortnite Battle Pass just to flex on the poor peasant children who can't afford it, even though they themselves are using maxed-out credit cards. They often self-identify as Lil-Tay males and may be spotted in a tight Big Chungus T-shirt, explaining Dame Tu Cosita in Bulgarian at your local kindergarten. Prominent Examples: Jeffrey Epstein, The Grinch, Rodrick (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Daniel Keem, Your Uncle Tommy