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fox lane Tee

infamous for its frequent lock downs, race fights, and the occasional dead body in a trash can, fox lane plays host to hallways full of the following: druggies/stoners. these can be found in any dark/sketchy part of their town of choice, mt kisco emo/scene kids notoriously poser, these kids like to believe that they are different from everyone else and so claim to be artsy. hate ripp kids because they know that they wud get ripped apart if they ever set one converse clad foot in the door. juicy junkies/freppies these girls drive ripp kids, (aka true, thorough bred preps) INSANE. they walk around with their ambercrombie bombers over their juicy zip ups wearing nothing but a bra underneath and claim to have class and be preppy, when any self respecting prep KNOWS by at the latest 7th grade that abercrombie is PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE to true preps. hence the name freppy (fake preppy). as far as juicy junkies go, u cant say that u have class while wearing a juicy sweatsuit, just like u cant say u arent stuck in the eighties while wearing leg warmers. it doesnt fool anyone. the freppies are usually the self-proclaimed "rich kids" who wish they were sent to rippowam, but mask it by joining the group on myspace "i go to public school...bitch!" all of the above are notoriously myspace whores. this means that they are STILL hooked on myspace, but have made it a little racier by taking either a. mirror pics (whose root begins with the classic emo) or b. pics of their cellulite bodies in their bras and underwear. boys, however, have found a different way around that and will resort to taking pictures of their "6 packs" (without their faces, mind u) and make that their default pic. while ripp kids go to mt kisco for cosi, movies, starbucks and knoyzz and pray that they dont get attacked by super sketch mt kisco natives, fox laners go to "climb the mountain" and THEY ARE THE SUPER SKETCH NATIVES. they are often found behind the parking lot at boarders making calls that make ripp girls want to slit their throats with their credit cards.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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