four loko challenge

The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible. 1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv 2. You have 4 hours to complete the task. 3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by 4 in the morning. 4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes. 5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games. 6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge. 1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk. 2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified. 3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified. 4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching. * The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.