fotsch

A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist. He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found