Forum Rat

A completely forgettable message board user. Somewhere there is most likely a factory churning them out by the thousands. You'll know you're in the presence of a forum rat when you read a post and get the sudden strong feeling that you've read the exact same post before. Main characteristics of a forum rat: -Infrequent or nonexistent use of capital letters and/or punctuation. -Bizarre behavior and use of the English language, which is often described as either ghetto, otaku, forum female, fanboy, or even l33t d00d, or a combination of the above. -Avatar consisting of an anime or video game character, animated sprites from Metal Slug or Final Fantasy, or the forum default Homer Simpson picture. -Username consisting of at least five numbers or underscores. -Huge, ugly Photoshop abortion of a signature which may stretch the page frames. -Terrible or nonexistent lack of personality -Completely worthless, typical, or irrelevant opinion on anything. Most forum rats are preteen kids, and often either a fanboy, wigger, jock. Though they come and go, no board is safe from them unless the admin only lets his/her friends register.