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Fort Myers Tee

Comprising of Estero, Cypress Lake, North & South Fort Myers, and Dunbar. Not every person that lives here says "Goon, Goblin, Fo Town, or Bust it baby" or wears "239" hats, wear 2 Ft. long chains with a large medallion or other charm, those people hail Dunbar and are predominately of African-American heritage. (Though there are some people that are Caucasian and Latin dissent that speak with that dialect). Everybody here knows someone from one school or another, and you can always find us at Ft. Myers Beach, Times Square, The Pier, Coconut Point Mall, and Gulf Coast Mall. We always throw raging parties in the evening and are back through the window before the parents leave for work. There are many cliques for every school, but saying we you belong to one clique is just asinine. Everybody knows everybody and word spreads fast, so if theres a party you can believe the other schools will know about it and come bearing gifts. (Beer or other substances of the same) Also, you better believe that if you bad-mouth a friend from another school, you wont be around for long. (Not saying were all hard or anything but trust and loyalty takes you far here.) Sure Plies has come from Ft. Myers, but hes not the only famous person from our town. Deion Sanders, Earnest Graham, Jevon Kearse, Vonzell Solomon, Mike Greenwell, Anthony Henry, and many more. Thomas Edison and Henry Ford both lived here and we have also had multiple movies shot in our town. Fort Myers is not a place of misery, but a place full of life.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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