fort liqourdale Tee
City North of Miami. Famous for it's beautiful canals and expensive beach front properties. Place where girls dance nude on bar stools on Monday afternoon. In Fort Liqourdale, there isn't room at shops for condoms so all the guys carry zpacs in their wallets. Fort Liqourdale is where foreign tourists working on cruise ships spend their pay and fellate rastafarian liqour store workers on pallets of bud light, for a free energy drink. There are two airports in Fort liqourdale. The cheap one takes you to places like Colombia, the expensive one takes you other cities in America. If you go to Fort Liqourdale it's very easy to get arrested, but you can buy drugs from limousine drivers parked out front of most clubs if you really want to. Many excellent porn sites are based out of there, like the Bangabros and Milf Hunter.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it