Fort Leonardwood tee
the shittiest army basic training base in all of America. its hot as hell in the summer and cold as hell in the winter. there is nothing to do there even when training. the Drill Sgts. are all a bunch of dumb asses that waste your time. the only fun thing to do is U.S weapons and M.O.U.T training, Military Operations in Urban Terrain. other than that you waste your time sitting in the barracks cleaning and getting the shit smoked out of you! You cant go anywhere in the grass without getting ticks stuck to your nuts. The entire surrounding area is woods and they go on for hundreds of miles so its useless trying to run away. Its also one of the dumbest training forts for the fact that they train Combat Engineers and MP's (Military Police) right next to each other. the two M.O.S's cant stand each other for the simple fact that MP's are stuck up Pussies and try to arrest us engineers for getting drunk and having a good time, but end up getting hurt. the only town outside of Leonardwood is a small hick town full of strip clubs that have who knows what kind of STD's. quite frankly if you want to join the army dont pick 21B 31B or 74D or your dumb ass will end up in hell!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!