Footballio tee
Footballio is someone that plays football. They are different from Townies, and are much more kewl. I decided to make this new word and trend because people kept calling me a townie. What to do to become a Footballio. 1.) Wear sporty clothes , I.E ... Nike, Le Coq Sportiff ( but don't wear it all gay like the townies. 2.) Strictly NO! carbrini or burbery, and nike shocks or Rock Ports. 3.) No putting football socks over ur trousers unless playing football. 4.) No hats at a 90 degrees on ur head, unless hair is spiked up nice at the front instead of flat. 5.)Prefer to wear astroterve trainers and other sporty trainers. 6.)Don't go round saying ' your moma ' 7.) Don't start fights on people because they look at you, or cus they ask for directions. 8.) Don't refer to everything being cus you are black. 9.) like all differents type of music, including Blink 182!!!! ----> Usher. 10.) Does not go round saying "Ya mom" "Giz a fag G" 11.) Does not have 13yr old mom 12.) Does not shag there sister, or brother. 13.) Does not fuck dogs, or cats. 14.) Does not hang out behind toilets. 15.) Does not go up town looking for fights then wimping off cus my bro was there. :D So follow these and you will become like me... anything to add,?? add it and help Us rebel from "Iz it cus im black townies" PS: Make sure you have a hard brother to batter anyone that messes wit u.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!