foosball

A sport growing in popularity within the seedy underbelly of society. Usually played in dark corners of pubs and bars, its presence is only given away by the occasional cry of 'goal' from one of the sweaty contenders. Use of gloves, lubricant and rubber johnnys have lead to the game gaining an association with the porn industry, but this link is unfounded, and is pure sensationalism spread by the media. The game of foos can be likened to an art: The players are the artistes, the table their canvas, and the ball and men their awesome tools of artistic creation.