foople

A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box). The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop. When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).