Fontanet (Indiana) Tee
This is a town full of drug dealers and murderers in Vigo Country of Indiana. No one here is clean, several Millers, Custards, Cremers, Masons, and Stevens. This town is also known for it's excessive crimes. With all the murder, Drugs, and rebellious actions there is always music playing there. Country, Rock, Folk. Rap music? They're all probably dead. The kids around here are always in fights or doing some sort of drug. Also the kids I saw were all taller than average. Personally coming from Terre Haute this town scared me. I bet no one here is clean, there is a festival there every year where the kids and fat old men do stupid stuff like play music and waste money. If you know about the "Green" and "Red" townlines made by Governors years back to show life there this place would be black. I saw several kids there and they all never heard of the knife size limit. I drove by woods and shit and saw tons of hand chopped trees. This country town has around ~200 people and around ~5 are clean. Night time is scary out there as well, kids are out stealing and smoking as the victims are asleep. If you are from a big city Like Terre Haute and stuff DO NOT move in this small town. I am 5'9 and I looked at this blond and dark haired kid and they we're both taller than me by a bit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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