Fontanet (Indiana) tee
This is a town full of drug dealers and murderers in Vigo Country of Indiana. No one here is clean, several Millers, Custards, Cremers, Masons, and Stevens. This town is also known for it's excessive crimes. With all the murder, Drugs, and rebellious actions there is always music playing there. Country, Rock, Folk. Rap music? They're all probably dead. The kids around here are always in fights or doing some sort of drug. Also the kids I saw were all taller than average. Personally coming from Terre Haute this town scared me. I bet no one here is clean, there is a festival there every year where the kids and fat old men do stupid stuff like play music and waste money. If you know about the "Green" and "Red" townlines made by Governors years back to show life there this place would be black. I saw several kids there and they all never heard of the knife size limit. I drove by woods and shit and saw tons of hand chopped trees. This country town has around ~200 people and around ~5 are clean. Night time is scary out there as well, kids are out stealing and smoking as the victims are asleep. If you are from a big city Like Terre Haute and stuff DO NOT move in this small town. I am 5'9 and I looked at this blond and dark haired kid and they we're both taller than me by a bit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!