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FMIE Tee

fmie stands for the oFficial Mega bIll kaulitz fangirl placE and it is a magical castle in the clouds where the lemmings run free, smoking fine cigars as we post thousands of terrible anime drawings of german emo boys on deviantart. it is a glorious place, and anyone who speaks of rammstein and bowie there will be punished by death. all day long we dance and sing along to songs from tokio hotel. we don't have a damn clue what the lyrics mean, but they sound nice so who cares if the song is actually about my little pony. we have a widescreen tv there, 420 feet long and 69 feet high. the latest inuyasha episodes are played on it for the viewing pleasure of the fmie members, or Ryans as we like to call ourselves. the tv cost us a million dollars, but who cares? we get to watch INUYASHA! the fmie library is full of manga, harry potter fanfics, warrior cats books, and of course books about tokio hotel. there are over 22 thousand books there, and absolutely none of them contain any references to david bowie. one of the tokio hotel books mentioned rammstein so we burned it in a fire while playing tokio hotel songs at a volume of 750 decibels. unfortunately, while doing this one of the Ryans fell into the fire. AnimeTigerGrl3488231 1993 - 2005, never forget there is a private high school at the official mega bill kaulitz fangirl place, which offers 4 classes: history, anime appreciation, french, and advanced calculus. all of the school's 6900 students attend the anime appreciation class, leaving the others empty. that, in a nutshell, is fmie. i hope you enjoyed this informative lesson. now go play in traffic.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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