Flubber

v. To Flubber: 1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped. 2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa. 3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.