Florida Tee
Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.