Flip and rip Tee
You've extolled how much better the sex will feel without a condom on. You've lied profusely about getting a STD test within the last week (which you either did not get or did get and subsequently failed). You even promised to pull out. But to no avail, she still insists that you "wrap it up". You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip. Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.