Fillmore's Syndrome

The inability to pull women. Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon. "Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant" "Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body" "Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"