Filberto Tee

Filbertos are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filbertos commonly call themselves "Fili" (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filbertos love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the fridge. Filberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filbertos are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks and things that people leave behind.