fettusrry

fettusrry, also known as princerry’s wife, crystabel riley, is an amazing, hot, strong, beautiful person. Everyone should bow down because she’s Mother Nature in the flesh. She’s a brunette, making brunettes much better than gingers and blondes. Have I mentioned that she’s MRS. STYLES??? Exactly. The hottest person to exist, hotter than the earths core. Our beloved queen Merna. She’s super cool and deserves everything in the world and more. Have I mentioned that she’s dating a hipster who use to be in a boyband, that likes to wear sweater vests, sparkly-boots, clip-on earrings, jeans so tight they're basically a new layer of skin, scarves wrapped around his hair like a cute little gypsy, and other various articles of decidedly hipster clothing.