Feral Mouse Tee
Aka; Smelly/Smosh Ferallious Mousious; Contrary to popular belief, Feral Mouse isn't actually a Rodent of any sort. Nor is he Feral in any sense. A Noctural creature, Feral Mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. Not limited to spray-paint, he's also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. The only time you'll see Feral Mouse in daylight; is when he gets the Mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local Tesco's. WARNING: Feral Mouse's are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance! To spot a Feral Mouse, you'll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed English lad complaining about how loud everyone's being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting. Universally Stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do. Even when told to 'DO YOUR WASHING!' by God herself, he refuses and sparks a J. A frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. Combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-balls on the inside, Feral Mouse is a sin personified, since 1987. ...ThatsFeralMouseInaNutShell <3
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.