Female Mafia Tee
Every woman's sworn confidants whose purpose is to train , protect, and help her handle the men in her life. These women can include her mother, her sisters, her dreaded girlfriends, other experienced women, and of course her gay male friends. They make sure she has her relationship shit together and that she is happy on HER terms. They are train each other in the art of deception, mind games, trickery and the manipulation of unsuspecting men. They have a strict code of silence and have "deep" conversations with her and instruct her what to do with her man situation or man trouble, how to screw him, use him, cheat him and when he aint got nothing left...how to dump him. They are skilled at rumor and damage control so she will come out of it smelling like a rose or the heartbroken "victim". They help her find a new man to fuck ...her gay friends are really good at this and seem to enjoy the quest. This group covers for her "little secret" while she's getting some dick on the side. They horde an arsenal of negative shit about each other's man -then spoon feed her every drop of it when she's angry at him. After a new date, she calls this group of confidants and tells them everything. They ask about his money situation to determine if he is Fuck worthy, useable, and easily manipulated. With their assistance she plans every tiny detail -she will have plan W, X, Y, and Z ready the new man, while he is still working on plan A or B.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum