Female
The superior gender. While men have rancid body odor, disgusting oily and dry skin, a yucky square frame, bald or near-bald hair 9/10, often jerkish personalities, terrible fashion options, and a disgusting pulsating snake between their legs they call a "penis," women have perfect and appealing curvy bodies, big bouncy boobs, butts, and thighs for resting and caressing, a staggering amount of beautiful clothing options, silky smooth skin and hair, cute kissable faces without a trace of ugly body hair, and a cute little slit between their legs perfect for sticking things into for maximum pleasure that doesn't get in the way all the time. Women are also naturally smarter, more energetic, flexible, and endurant, more graceful and refined, more socially aware, more kind and caring, and are just overall superior in every way, shape, and form. It's unreal how men were the dominant gender for so long, considering how completely inferior they are to the perfection that is the female form. -A Man
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |