Federal Ass Whooping Tee
noun A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution. The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions. The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!