Fazinating Tee

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck) This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations: * Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you; * Speaking in the third person; * hitting on random girls based on their photo; * "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition; * Scalping concert tickets; * Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next. * Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them. * Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report. * Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.