fart

-To pass gass There are many different types of farts.. the Average Joe: just a normal fart, not loud or smelly, deffinitly the most enjoyable of the farts. Loud and Proud: you feel the need to pull a fast one and let it all out in on big loud wet fart, or when u think you can fart quietly then a big one comes out. Silent butt deadly: this is one is the real killer, you try to be sneaky or attack someone with this horrid smelling fart, no one saw it comming. HAHA...oh..oops: this is has to be the most embarrassing fart. when you are with a group of people or with a friend and you laugh so hard a small fart comes out and you try laughing even louder hoping they dont hear it Rapid fire: when you just get back from school, work or a date and have been holding all your farts in until your all alone and you let em out.. but they don't stop. a seamlessly non ending stream of farts the shart: the well known most horrible unpleasent sensation of all time, when you think its just your normal average joe fart.. then a wet blob of shit comes out with it.