Fannypack

Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things 1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops 2. Rubbing one out 3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all 4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing 5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life 6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora