Fahad

Fahad (noun): A rare breed of ex-boyfriend whose ego is only rivaled by his ability to keep you guessing. Known for walking around like he’s descended from royalty just because he’s Saudi, Fahad will throw out mixed signals and expect you to chase them like they’re breadcrumbs leading to a castle. Spoiler: they’re not. A true connoisseur of mixed signals, Fahad is the guy who acts like he’s auditioning for a soap opera where every episode ends with “What are we, really?” Known for blowing hot and cold, he can go from “i miss you so much” to “I need space” faster than he can type “wyd” at 1 a.m. Fahad’s Signature Moves: The “Saudi Prince” Effect: Assumes he’s a prize because he’s from the Kingdom and drops hints like, “Well, my mom wouldn’t approve” as if that’s your cue to bow out in awe. The Yo-Yo of Emotion: Where he pulls you in just close enough to say something sweet, then vanishes like he’s on a CIA mission Mixed Signal Maestro: One minute, it’s “You mean a lot to me” and the next it’s “I don’t know what I want,” leaving you wondering if he wants a relationship or just someone to boost his already overinflated ego. The Exclusive Phone Lockdown: Guards his phone like it’s the crown jewels, while giving you the side-eye if you even glance at the screen.