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A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance. Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as: I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault' Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10. Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights. Chronic inability to spell disgusting.