Facebook

Facebook Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter. A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people. There are two symptom groups for this virus. The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected". Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also. The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected". Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate". Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.