Eygis Tee
An advanced form of protogen made in a factory far away on an unknown planet. While most of the species is dead, there are a few survivors. While having far less animal-like features, the visor still exists, albeit entirely made of metal, unlike the glass on a typical protogen's face. The race is extremely warlike, with most desiring to be "king" of something, whether it be the universe, or a child's playground. While seeming cold to most other races, the race used to only be extremely sexually active towards itself, with a desire to keep the race pure. Since then, any drop of DNA counts. The species, as said before, looks entirely different than that of their parent race, the protogens. They all have faceless helmets with three horns. It is unknown what they look like underneath, as the punishment for removal of the helmet is death. The rest of their body is plated with the rock-like metal on their helmet, too, giving them a primarily grey appearance. There is one notable member of the species, who has dedicated itself to trickery and deceit. It has no name, so it makes its own names. Whenever accused of almost anything that may make it less of a king, it simply makes a new one. Fear the Eygis race. They spare no one.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨