eyass

Most often a man with an insanely large penis. Eyass loves long walks on the beach, lifting three times his body weight and engaging in homosexual activities. Eyass is also prone to mansplaining and sometimes screams even though hes not upset, he has explained this by saying ''if people are talking and one is screaming, who do you pay attention to?''. He is a huge attention whore and also a masochistic and submissive bottom. Despite his homosexual outer layer he is indeed also attracted to women, especially those who will spit on him and beat him up in army boots. He is the male version of a pick me girl and often proves this by bragging about his music taste, gym endeavours and to which extent he would like to be dominated.