Exyaweism Nocopula tee
Exyaweism Nocopula, It is the belief that without God we will surely prosper. Exyaweism Nocopula is an advanced religion for those seeking to be rich and free. Exyaweism has only two commandments which are: 1. Thou shall devote all your time and attention on becoming rich and free; this is to say you must think about how you are going to be rich and how you are going to be free before you sleep. Even when sleeping you must direct your dreams in such a way that they reveal ways in which you can become rich and free. When you wake you must think about how you are going to become rich and free. When you begin to formulate plans on how you can achieve these objectives, you must immediately act upon them. Remember there are no gods, no demons, no devils, no one minding the shop. You are free to pursue whatever the hell you want so long as you can get away with it. Which brings us to our next commandant. 2. Thou shall not talk about your guilt. Guilt is a burden only you must carry and should not be imparted on anyone else. In your pursuit for wealth and freedom there will be certain things you will do which will make you feel some sort of guilt. This is fine; however, you are must not discuss it with anyone. Take your guilt to grave
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!