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1. Slang; denoting a condition whereby areas in the anal canal where the tissue, which contains numerous blood vessels, has become swollen. Other euphemisms used to describe such an ailment include; “Ass Grapes”; “Farmers” (from “Farmer Giles” cockney rhyming slang) and “Piles”. The medical term for this condition is known as hemroids. The condition was once alluded to in a musical composition in 1963 by a singer known as Johnny Cash in a song named “Ring Of Fire” (Copyright, Columbia Studios, Nashville); Excerpt: “….and it burns, burns, burns,…” et al. 2. A group of individuals comprised mainly of insomniacs and those suffering from varying degrees of dementia, who delight in extended periods of time bathing in low intensity radiation, while rapidly twitching hands and eyes alike. This group has also been observed talking to thin air, cursing loudly and throwing inanimate objects around there immediate location. They are best left alone and should not be approached unless absolutely necessary.