Everybody knows syndrome

A rare medical condition that affects monkeys and Master Splinter looking aliens. It is believed that a spirochete single stranded DNA virus attacks the meninges of the frontal lobe of the brain, where a substance; wEsWas is instilled deeply in the brains tissue. Initial signs and symptoms include, but are not limited to; making false assumption that everybody knows you don’t wash your ass; fever; headache, insomnia, a sudden urge to punch your mother in the face, extreme jealousy, and the mental capacity of a peanut