Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.