EULA

A cunning legal spell crafted by corporations (looking at you, Nintendo) disguised as a harmless click-through agreement, but in reality, it's a prenup you didn't know you were signing. By accepting it, you're basically handing over your digital rights, your ability to mod, and probably your firstborn, in exchange for the privilege of being nickel-and-dimed forever. When Nintendo slaps one of these on your screen, just know it's less about protecting creativity and more about squeezing every last gold coin from your nostalgia-addled wallet—because nothing says "thanks for your loyalty" like being legally forbidden from using the product in any way they didn’t explicitly charge you for.