ETHEN
Close your eyes.. Now think of your favorite place on earth.. Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!" PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES. The First Ethen
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
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A - Length
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B - Width
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |