Essex

Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them. Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand. Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.