Eric

Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology. It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr. Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man. Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.