Enlil
A power-hungry terminally online loser mod of the shroomery.org forums. Known extensively for overtly aggressive homosexual behavior and LARPing as a 'lawyer', despite posting on a dead forum 18 hours a day. Enlil perfectly reflects the Jungian archetype of the 'nu-male'/'beta male'. Enlil has many interests including: Star Wars (Disney era), Funko Pops, being a liberal faggot, never leaving his mom's basement, and frantically seeking anonymous homosexual relationships with shroomery users via private messages. Enlil is a known virgin. It is believed he was never able to attract women, so later in life became a homosexual out of desperation. His entire life's work can be summed up into 'moderating' a dead forum of about 20 active users, all while having a mushroom shaped butt plug inserted into his ass. It is widely believed that Enlil is in a homosexual polyamorous relationship with fellow shroomery user's mushboy and Genesis_Corrupted. The origins of the phrase 'mushrooms make you gay' can be directly traced to Enlil's first experience with psychedelics.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
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| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
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