Emo rangers

A disgrace to the original Power Rangers who were fiersome ninjas empowered by Zordon (a talking head in a crystal case) who gave them the ability to morph and to even up the score against the forces of evil (which varies depending on the series). The real Power Rangers were granted giant fighting robots called "Zords" that combine into a larger, more powerful Zord. The "Emo Rangers" however are given wussy outfits and less than threatening pansy robots. The original theme song was, in fact, done by a metal band to show the pure raw power and badassery versus the "moshing" variety of Emo rangers who sulk in a darkened corner kicking their legs slightly.