Emo Bastard

Emo Bastard. 99% of the male emo population. A few of them do it to get chicks, and to get props on the ass they get from wearing tight pants. Just yet another fad that JUST showed up. This is NOT "just the way you are". I witnessed it pull it's ugly head out of the primordial ooze. All of a sudden mowhawks turned to fuexhawks, Bondage pants turned to Little Sister's/Mom's pants, and black metal turned to "screamo". Luckily for most emo bastards, they'll inherit a large amount of money and won't ever have to work a hard job. Stop whining, Hot Topic is NOT a hard job. Try construction, boys. But for those emo's who are poor and will eventually need a good job, have fun closing up those inch sized holes in your ears (I know I am).