emo

A fucked up bitch that just so happens to be less intelligent than a nerd, but is still socially outcast, and therefore will submerge him/herself in a lame subculture where everyone is a carbon copy of one another, then they appear to have serious emotional problems with their friends, family, school,work,cat,dog,parrot,detroit,their lampshade,a bus tire, wet fence wood, rubber products, toothpaste, real people, origionality, attemting to be mediocre at any musical instument, learning basic phrases, and drinking milk. they also appear to enjoy cutting themselves as punishment for them bitching about bitches. therefore, they accomplish nothing but looking like a jolly ol' fool. oh dam it seems as if they would stop there, but oh noes! it gets far worse, they see it fit to bring normal people, (like you, me, bob, and someone else in the construction biz.) by saying "gee, it sure is depressing round here" and then we say, mai boi!" this peace is what all true americans strive for." then they say,"I just wonder what my girlfriends up to." then we say,"Enough!" and see thats no good, because that lead nowhere and was a waste of time.but oh dear, wouldntcha know that they are up to their evil parlor tricks, like slashing parts of their fragile, pasty bodies with a razor blade. (enter the dramatic music, better yet, the sandman.) lo and behold, they have slit their wrists, now lets watch them proceed to write a pissy lil song about how the sweat builds up on their ass crack and it itches, u know what? im sick of your culture, its a no-no. fuck off noonie-heads.