El Spunko Tee
'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow. He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch. "A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected. He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable! His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time. Do you know his name? This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays.. an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!" Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes... if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!