El Paso Tee
El Paso, better referred to as "Que Paso" (meaning "what happened") located in the Westernmost part of Texas, is a city composed of toxic, uncultured snobs that have no sense of identity owing to the fact that this is a border-town, and most of the people born in this city were given birth by parents who come from Chihuahua (by far the most violent Mexican state according to statistics, and extremely retrograde in culture, where women are super slutty and men listen to narco-corridos and everyone gets wasted). There's also the Anglosaxons that are here because they are too poor to live anywhere else. According to statistics, people in this town are also more alcoholic even at a young age, and vaping is extremely prevalent in the youth, and everyone behaves like it's normal because it's ingrained in the culture. The party scene sucks too - it's just some crappy Mexican tunes along with doing "perreo" with some Chihuahuan midget chicks and out-of-shape Chihuahuan dudes saying a prolonged wey every two seconds. Shout-out to real Mexicans, like those in Mexico City, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato etc; there are far fewer nacos in those cities unlike Chihuahua and El Paso! Moral of the story: Unless you come from a deeply dysfunctional family, you'll be hard pressed to have a good time... but on the bright side, at least there's Neon Desert Music Festival, so cheer up!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨