Eddie

The name usually possessed by heroes e.g: Eddie Murphy. There is a story that says a thirteen year old boy by the name of Eddie Connolly, who had a heroically enormous penis (this played a part in his story) protected his town from the evil Larry Murphy by sacrificing himself, at the risk of his anal virginity. But what Larry didn't know was that Eddie had a secret weapon, his knob-whip! He continuously whipt Larry in the face and managed to spunk in his eyes resulting in Larry getting pink-eye. Larry went home and never returned, a cowardly man who only respected children for their virginity. And Eddie remained the hero he ever was.